Conservatorships are usually reserved for people in a coma, or some other complete incapacitation, but while the Britney on Instagram appears to be in a waking coma, not a lot makes sense about the 12 year contract she's been under. A contract so constraining one might think they only want her to pose as Britney, but live as Britney. How can a woman earning millions of dollars every year not have the right to spend it? How can a woman whose career was so astonishing in every way not have any say over her music, performances, or public appearances? She can't get married, can't have kids, can't go shopping, can't drive a car and is given a weekly allowance of $1,500 per month. What in the world?